the waiting game.

i'm leaving on a jet plane.

correction - i should have left on a jet plane one hour and seventeen long minutes ago.  instead, i am in the porter lounge dying a slow death by americanos and salted almonds.  And I'm going to miss my 1pm meeting.

dear porter airlines
the delayed arrival was bad enough - almost forgiveable.  what i cannot forgive is the mechanical problem on the runway and your allowing the 11:00am to Newark to depart before the 10:00am. 
sincerely,
jenn

this is total BS.  I've know how waiting works.  I've been waiting for things for almost 30 years now and there is something to be said for respecting sequence.

sequence. def. ORDER.  meaning one before the other. ie. (1, 1+1, 1+2, 1+3, 1+4, etc).

I was here first so I should board first.  I have places to be.

UGH.

an authentic blog. spread some energy

this past friday i bought a jar of nutella. the nutella company did not send it to me for review on this blog.
I have a blogging policy of full-disclosure because according to my lecturer in class tonight the authenticity and transparency of my blog matters.

Dear Nutella
You are so smooth and chocolatey and hazelnutty.
I just wanna spread you all over a saltine and eat you with a glass of milk.
I think you would go well with banana.
and or toast.
You are a premium product at a non-premium price.
For the calories of a mere swipe of peanut butter, I get deliciousamazing tastifabulosity.

Sincerely
jenn

You should buy nutella too because I authentically endorsed it and authentically ate half the jar already.