Sunday, December 27, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Jenn to Friends: "Have you seen mah FISHES?"
Fish to Jenn: "Have you SEEN ahh FISHBOWL?"
Check those suckers out, they're swimming 24-7 for your viewing pleasure.Robert to Fish: "Have you SEEN mah BUCKET?"
I get my news from FacebooK. Our Royal Lady of Gaga met the Queen.
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, RATTLE YOUR JEWELLERY
Rules from Jenn's pocketbook of Royal Etiquette
(a lil' something I pull out when Emily Post ain't enough and disaster is sure to ensue....)
Dear Our Disastrous Lady of Gaga,
I can only pray that someone on your staff briefed you with my handbook prior to the rendezvous with Her Majesty.
Sincerely,
Jenn
1. Do not toast Her Majesty with Vodka. Only Champagne or Water will do.
2. When the Queen enters the room get off the floor.
3. The Queen is addressed as "Your Majesty" at first, and thereafter as "Ma'am". According to my sources in Buckingham Palace, this should rhyme with jam
4. Before screaming any drunken slurs in Her Majesty's gracious presence, it is correct to begin with, "May it please Your Majesty."
Our Lady of Gaga is disco royalty. From this point forward we can only toast her with water or champagne. Check out these two divas in action together - they are basically unstoppable.
Rules from Jenn's pocketbook of Royal Etiquette
(a lil' something I pull out when Emily Post ain't enough and disaster is sure to ensue....)
Dear Our Disastrous Lady of Gaga,
I can only pray that someone on your staff briefed you with my handbook prior to the rendezvous with Her Majesty.
Sincerely,
Jenn
1. Do not toast Her Majesty with Vodka. Only Champagne or Water will do.
2. When the Queen enters the room get off the floor.
3. The Queen is addressed as "Your Majesty" at first, and thereafter as "Ma'am". According to my sources in Buckingham Palace, this should rhyme with jam
4. Before screaming any drunken slurs in Her Majesty's gracious presence, it is correct to begin with, "May it please Your Majesty."
May it Please Our Lady of Gaga to continue being amazing?
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Missing Me. Well some people are.
Things that are AmAZING: CLICK HERE PLEEEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
You never know what your girls will find while innocently perusing missed connections.
Guess who was the girl in the black and white jacket at Brew Pub in Philly on November 28th?
More importantly, I love that only MY friends would find this. What they were doing surfing missed connections is for another blog posting.
Dear Wendy and Jaigris
While you dish out participation marks consider that though this blog post may appear frivolous, it is not to be discounted. This is a total example of social media in action. This creep saw me, cyber stalked me, and now has totally found me. Well kind of. How and if I will respond is yet to be determined.
I am living this course.
Sincerely
Jenn
Never mind my bloodshot eyes, Tulks are on Fire!
Meow.
You never know what your girls will find while innocently perusing missed connections.
Guess who was the girl in the black and white jacket at Brew Pub in Philly on November 28th?
Little Miss Me: I feel a little bit famous and a little bit violated!
More importantly, I love that only MY friends would find this. What they were doing surfing missed connections is for another blog posting.
Dear Wendy and Jaigris
While you dish out participation marks consider that though this blog post may appear frivolous, it is not to be discounted. This is a total example of social media in action. This creep saw me, cyber stalked me, and now has totally found me. Well kind of. How and if I will respond is yet to be determined.
I am living this course.
Sincerely
Jenn
Never mind my bloodshot eyes, Tulks are on Fire!
Meow.
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