Our Lady of Gaga is disco royalty. From this point forward we can only toast her with water or champagne. Check out these two divas in action together - they are basically unstoppable.
Rules from Jenn's pocketbook of Royal Etiquette
(a lil' something I pull out when Emily Post ain't enough and disaster is sure to ensue....)
Dear Our Disastrous Lady of Gaga,
I can only pray that someone on your staff briefed you with my handbook prior to the rendezvous with Her Majesty.
Sincerely,
Jenn
1. Do not toast Her Majesty with Vodka. Only Champagne or Water will do.
2. When the Queen enters the room get off the floor.
3. The Queen is addressed as "Your Majesty" at first, and thereafter as "Ma'am". According to my sources in Buckingham Palace, this should rhyme with jam
4. Before screaming any drunken slurs in Her Majesty's gracious presence, it is correct to begin with, "May it please Your Majesty."
May it Please Our Lady of Gaga to continue being amazing?
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