Dear Lacie
You are a creature unlike any other, filling my days with sunshine, lollipops, and rage.
In our struggle to define our little family hierarchy, your persistence in the quest for Alpha-Girl status has amazed me.
I hope I haven’t been too hard on you. Though I may appear enraged at times, I do admire your exquisite chewing taste. Given the option of DG and Nine West, I hope I would pick DG too. You never settle for less than what you want.
There is something to be said for the sense of entitlement you bring to everything you do. Whether you are sitting in the front seat of the car, sleeping under my new duvet, or climbing up to shut my laptop with your paw; you are always exactly where you want to be.
I thought I would take this opportunity to remind you that no matter how entitled you may feel, I remain to be, the only Alpha-Girl around here.
You are one lucky little puppy to have an owner like me. Other dogs would only too happily take over your lux little corner on the leather sofa, your feather snoozes on 400 thread count shams, and your chewy Vuitton squeaky toys.
A loving suggestion, that maybe the next time you are jonesing for a chew, you should find some rawhide.
With love and all sincerity,
Jenn
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