and this isn't a blog about RZA.
Dear Robert
You are the most amazing friend I have ever stolen. You had me at "I just put your dog in the fridge". Almost everything about you brings a smile to my face. Your wit is exclamatory and often inflammatory and I just can't get enough. Meow!
Noting my passion for the Bobby-Fashion, it is time we had a tête-à-tête regarding your use of the word "amazeballs". Frankly, I am growing to hate it.
In an effort to facilitate a transition away from this Perez-trash word, I will expand your lexicon by providing a list of synonyms that I would find socially acceptable.
Jenn
Acceptable Synonyms Include:
Amazing!
Loves it!
Loves it-Loves it!
Magical!
Meow!
Double-meow!
Fantastico!
Glamourous!
Let's work together and make this go away. In exchange, I will take you on a Black-Russian Pie Tour.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
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I thought I had you at, "what should I do with this piece of Cadillac?" I didn't get 'amazeballs' from that mess Perez I got it from Jessica and Hunter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f17hlX4gMoE. How about 'incrediballs' coined by scott?
ReplyDeleteI do like fantastico although I feel wrong stealing from Gaga.
Have I told you lately, that I love you! Incrediballs I'm not happy with. It's the balls thing that is off-putting.
ReplyDeleteps. tete-a-tete and lexicon are words from that book on your coffee table, non?
ReplyDeleteactually no. those are my own words that make me sound smart.
ReplyDeleteI'm commenting cause Jenn made me. Bobby Digital is good.. but my favourite member of the Wu-Tang Clan is actually either ODB (R.I.P.) or Ghostface Killah.
ReplyDeleteGhostface Killah's new album "Ghostdini: Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City" dropped 2 weeks ago (September 29th).
The first single, Stapleton Sex is quite explicit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-f_DN8J4RE
I am very busy at work today but I needed to prove you a liar! Well it seems only a 50% liar. Tete-a-tete is a word in the book.
ReplyDeleteI was sure lexicon was but it isn't.