Take me to Pita Pit...where the Beautiful People Are

Little known secret. Shhhh

Any given Sunday

between 2am and 4am, the beautiful people of the world are mad off their faces mucking Pita Pit.  Crazy combinations of sauce and ingredients nestled in whole wheat or white pockets are what keep these people from doing something worse than mixing tzatziki, olives and honey mustard. 


I did some personal reconnaissance at one such location this past Saturday night.  Meow.

  To maintain the integrity of my research, I got mad off my face first.

Things I noticed between

CraZY veggie Cartoon Walls:

1. Pita Pit is full of MBAs
2. You can dare the Pita Man to put anything in that pocket.  He's not scurred.
3. Pitas are family friendly.  Even after midnight.

I recommend the chicken pita with pickles and lettuce and cucumber and green peppers and cheese and tzatziki and honey mustard and subsauce and sprouts and black olives and I dare you to add hot peppers.